“Mom, why did God have to make bedtime?” — Child #5, age 3
Who can argue with a kid who gets to ride the Daddy Tree on the way to bed? So they made it to their room, and instead of sleeping in their bed, they decided they wanted to sleep in here instead. You can’t really tell, but it’s a “muck bucket” filled with stuffed animals, as well as (now) two little munchkins and a Superman blanket.
Sweet dreams, little boys. Don’t let the bedbugs bite!